Oscar Mayer 1914 - 2009

Our bologna had a first name,
It was O-S-C-A-R,
Our bologna had a second name,
It was M-A-Y-E-R,
Oh, we used to eat it every day,
But it won’t be the same, know what I say?
Cause Oscar Mayer died Monday,
From O-L-D A-G-E A.…

Funeral goers say that in keeping with the wiener mobile design, Mayer was laid out in a coffin made like a bun and adorned with a little mustard and sweet relish.

Anybody remember the classic?