God Tells Me

I’m busy working on this script, as I have been for awhile, but I wanted to impart this to you, because I think it is important.

I was walking through a park surrounded by nature, feeling an inner peace and a connection to God.

And then God came to me and told me something I never ever considered before, which is: for those who are killed in automobile accidents, there is a drive-thru lane in Heaven.

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Controversial Ancient Horoscope Discovered

The photo above is of an ancient clay tablet that became of the center of a religious controversy last week. According to Tel Aviv University Professor of Archaeology, Avram Goldberg, the piece of clay with Aramaic writing on it is proof that ancient Hebrews dabbled in astrology.

Professor Goldberg says the clay tablet is a prediction for anyone of a particular astrological sign; in this case Capricorn. Professor Goldberg also claims to have carbon dated the clay tablet to the third week of March 33 CE.

Christian Evangelists along with the Catholic Church offered to purchase the clay tablet sight unseen from Tel Aviv University because they claim it pertains to the last days of Jesus Christ.

An independent translator hired by the Pope Benedict XVI has been allowed to view the clay tablet and has offered this translation of what many believe to be Jesus’ last horoscope:

“Next week you will come into a lot of shekels. Be sure to take time out to enjoy yourself and get plenty of rest. You deserve it. Friends tell you that family planning is a good way to spend the next few days. Listen to them. Your Sun in Virgo says it is a good time to buy a new pair of sandals.”

Professor Goldberg says that while ancient Hebrews wrote predictions commonly known today as horoscopes, he hastens to add that just because these astrologers were ancient does not mean they did not also write their horoscopes for entertainment purposes only.



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God Tells Me

God tells me that when he decided to create humans he originally considered a one-leg design, but changed his mind when he realized that people praying to him on bended knee would fall over a lot.

God Says

God shined His light down on me just now and spoke to me and said that originally He considered making left down and right up, but decided against it because He thought it might be too confusing for everybody.