Ahoy there, bloglodytes.I have many ideas for blogs but all require more energy and time than I can force from my brain and down through my fingers. I am exhausted and.... See? I'm too tired to remember what else to say.
Ideas I had for blogs but dismissed are:
There really is more than one way to tie your shoes.
What is the definition of reasonable pliability?
An examination of the most American shades of red and blue; I know white has no shades.
Does global climate change have to happen on earth? Can we not put it in a rocket and send it to the moon?
God answers more prayers from reptiles than from humans.
Devo got it wrong—there is actually too much paranormal, not paranoia.
Democrats are half the men that Republicans are, but Republicans are twice he bastards they should be.
When America ever goes to war with China, will our military leaders use fortune cookies to determine battle strategies?
The similarity between the words lawyer and liar—are there hidden meanings?
Among space aliens watching our television transmissions from years ago, do they agree with us that Kate Jackson was the smartest of Charlie’s Angels?
How to make a Molotov Cocktail using a lighter, a rag and a can of Red Bull.
As you can see, I really am exhausted.
See you Monday with a new episode of Congressman Christ. Same Christ time, same Christ channel.
In the meantime, here’s one of the TV’s greatest theme songs.
